At Room 15 of the Radisson Hotel:
Gab : Okay. Jelly. You sit here.
Jellycuz :Geez...so demanding dude.
Gab :Just sit and wait for Deien.
Jellycuz :Man this is bad. My mom's gonna kill me! How did I even get here?
Gab : By magic.
Jellycuz :No seriously dude. This one time I heard on the TV that some dudes took a chick and then sold her to snake charmers so she can pull in business for them.
Gab :Ah, the snake wasn't enough then.
Jellycuz :So you guys going to rape me or something now.
Gab : Ah.
Jellycuz: Yeah I thought so ! I better run... hehehehe.
Gab : Just wait for Deien. And he can take you to people who will buy you.
Jellycuz: Don't joke! No ways. I know you guys are the good guys. Like Wardent.
Gab : Okay. I'm going to go get lunch.
Jellycuz:Geez who eats lunch at 5.
Gab : People who are hungry. Still.
Gab : Oh I think it's Deien at the door.
Deien: Hey Gab. Gabbit.
Gab: You're finally here. Thank god.
Deien: I know you missed me.
Gab: No, I just don't miss jelly. Outgrew it. Very quickly.
Deien: Hey...Jellycuz. So this is you.
Jellycuz: Uh Hey.
Gab: All yours. Goodbye. Tell Wardent we're not his babysitters.
Deien: Okay. Only if he tells you I'm not your messenger.
Gab: Deien, get a grip. You love this. Babysit jelly. Wobbly-doo and all that shit. Get on it. And I don't mean literally. Wardent will bust a nut by your squirrel crotch.
Deien: Aren't you hungry?
Gab: Wow. How did you know. See you in five hours. I want results! Results! Stuff that shows the plane's going to fly!
Deien: Trust me. I'll make sure of it.
Gab: Bye.
Jellycuz: Can I come to lunch with you?
Gab: No. Because you're Deien's lunch. Cheers.
Jellycuz: Okay so are you Wardent's friend? The one who does the lifting thing?
Deien: Lifting...you mean air-lift dynamics. Yes, that's my thing. Lifting, dynamics.
Jellycuz: So what are you going to do to me?
Deien: You offered yourself to Wardent as a test passenger. So in other words you offered yourself to me.
Jellycuz: Okay so wat do I have to do?
Deien: For now. Sit. And then, I'm going to check how much you fidget. I'll test your shuffle-to-still rate and see how I need to compensate for that in the air-lift.
Jellycuz: Um. Okay.
Deien: Don't be scared. You'll always have me.
Jellycuz: Can you stop staring at my boobs. It's really annoying.
Deien: Would you rather have me stare at my own boobs.
Jellycuz: You don't have them.
Deien: Are you sure? I can show you where I keep my boobs...do you want to see?
Jellycuz: Eeewww no...man. Whatever when I can get up?
Deien: When you see my boobs.
Jellycuz: Damn I really wish Wardent is here.
Deien: He's doing the rounds with Hades. He'll be back in abit.
Jellycuz: Okay so are my tests normal?
Deien: You've got a shuffle-to-still ratio of 5 to 1.
Jellycuz; What that mean?
Deien: It means you can't sit still.
Jellycuz: So...is that bad?
Deien: No. But dance for me.
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